I'd like to prefix my upcoming rant with the fact that Wordpress is good at what it does: making basic blogs and publishing content. I use it, many other people use it, it works. Heck, I'm using it right now. But from a technical standpoint, Wordpress sucks. I'm going to relate my experience here trying write a quick function to store post output to a file, to be used by a separate application on the same server.
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