Reasons Why You Shouldn't Write Things Like &...

Morgan was trolling newsgroups the other day when he stumbled across a fun flamewar going on in microsoft.public.dotnet.framework.aspnet. Someone started a topic based on an old blog post entitled "Why PHP is better than ASP". If you read the ensuing thread on the newsgroup, you'll discover why I never read newsgroups. It's like sawing off the top of your head using a dremel and putting rabid Portugese...

Code Camp

I hate airplanes. They need to reorganize the layout of planes into First Class, Business, Coach, and Contagious. Walking disease vectors can have their own little self contained universe in the plane, cut off from recycling their plagues into our breathing space. Can you tell I'm sick? Well, at least it happened at the end of my vacation. Regardless of my sore throat, I lurched my way to Victoria Code Camp...

PHP vs .Net – The Beginning

Blog status: activated! Just in the nick of time too. Or is it? Doing a google search for "PHP vs .Net" brings up -- as result #1 -- an article from SitePoint discussing the merits of the technologies. From… 2002.  The only blog that makes the Top 10 results bravely states that no one has any idea what they're talking about, followed by half a paragraph of useless blather and a recommendation for...

Welcome!

Welcome to the blog! I'm the PHP guy. I'm excited to be collaborating on this with my brother, as all of my witty jabs and jests can now be recorded for a public audience, enhancing their finely-honed humiliating edges to deliver zesty slashes of ridicule! So as it's a new year, and this is a new blog, it's totally inappropriate that I start things off with a death announcement. In case you hadn't...